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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

New Xanga: TangerineGenie

-Lauren


Yeah I didn't go to school today. Party, till I fail.

There really isn't that much to talk about (so much I want to write about I just can't)...I finally saw eternal sunshine for the spotless mind, which I thought was phenomenal. Note to self: buy that movie.

I would go buy it today, but knowing my mom, I can't leave the house because of me not going to school.

Whooo.

You know, I've been eating alot more than I usually did, but I still can't break 130. Which makes me die a little bit inside...(lol).

Revamping Lauren 101 begins soon.

I think it'd suck yet be awesome to be a celebraty at the same time. You'd be worshiped yet completely exposed at the same time.

Derr.

-Lauren


Sunday, September 26, 2004

Funny conversation of the day:

Me: Kendra, do you know about this eyeliner that looks like a pencil but it really isn't?

Kendra: *points to eyeliner* This kind?

Me: No, that's too liquidy. I can't use liquid eyeliner because it gets all over my face. I don't have a very steady hand.

Kendra: Well, then you shouldn't be using eyeliner.

Me: I know *pause* ...DAMN YOU PARKINSONS!


Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Today is a day to go down in the history books...actually yesterday (tuesday) because my xangas messed up.

Okay, normally I don't like writing about what happened in my day, but I will today because it ROCKS.

It was just a normal blah-ful day. Woke up, blah blah blah. Went to school, blah blah blah. Went home, blah blah blah. You get the idea.

THEN I had work and it just SUCKED because everyone was cranky and people are FUCKING RUDE!!! Anyway. But then just when I was about to burst into tears (because people pissed me off that badly), my manager comes up and is like "yeah, you have a pay check waiting for you." 73$, not bad. I also got like 40$ worth of food for 11$. SUHWEET.

THEN I go home, and my brother is like "i wanna see this car that you want." So we went to the lot and the car I wanted was GONE. I was soo pissed off, you have no idea. Then we drive around the corner, and there it is with a sold sign on it. Now that just made me even madder because I really wanted this car. So I storm off into the car, but my dad grabs my arm and hands me a box with a bow on it. It has the car keys in it. They bought the car for me, IT WAS MINEEE!!! (sooo happy!!!!)

Here are pictures:

1999 Dodge Avenger That's not MY car, but it's what it looks like. (soo purty.

 Thats me just figuring out that it was mine. Ohh man I was suprised.

That's me sitting in my car. SOO CUTE!

Now I'm going to dream about the car that's sitting in my driveway.

-Lauren


Sunday, September 19, 2004

I really can't stand talking to some people.

How sad.

But don't worry, it's not you.

-Lauren

Blakenthal hit of the day:  Titled, Munge. (imagine a twangy banjo in the background.)

Grab yer partner,
And do a lunge!
Find dead Grandma,
TIME FOR MUNGE!
The only kind of fungee,
Is good ol' fashion mungee!

_CHORUS_
Grab a mop,
And grab that sponge!
It's time for some good ol munge!

Goin to the graveyards
It's gettin late!
Munge is perfect,
For that special mate!
The only kind of fungee,
Is good ol' fashion mungee!

_CHORUS_
Grab a mop,
And grab that sponge!
It's time for some good ol munge!

Oh NO!
Just our luck.
We were munging,
And we GOT STUCK!
(a capella) Grab the plunger, WE LOST OUR MUNGER!
The only kind of fungee,
Is good ol' fashion mungee!

_CHORUS_
Grab a mop,
And grab that sponge!
It's time for some good ol munge!
IT'S TIME FOR SOME
GGGOOOODDD
OOOLLLLL
MMUUNNGGEE!!!



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